If you’ve clicked on this page, no doubt you’re looking for the author’s contact information so you can complain to him about what a huge waste of time this blog is.

Sorry, but I only give out my cell number (415-972-8189) and my personal email address (rossrossross@gmail.com) to my close friends. You’ll have to complain in the comments section like every other whiney bastard.

This blog focuses on nothing, but posts about everything.

This blog is what I work on when I’m procrastinating in my screenwriting endeavors. When you see a ton of posts day after day for a period of time, you know I’m putting off the dreaded rewrite on one of my can’t-miss scripts. When I go silent on the blog for a while, you know I’m busy writing those scripts (or procrastinating from writing all together).

So who am I?

I’m a 30-something-year-old guy living in Los Angeles. I’m enduring the corporate office job by day (mainly to pay for my dog’s lavish lifestyle) and working on becoming the greatest comedy writer of all time by night.

I’m a simple man who hates coffee, loves ice cream, dry heaves whenever someone gives me a shot of tequila, giggles every time my pee smells from asparagus, and listens to the Pitch Perfect soundtrack on Spotify more than I care to admit.

Since you asked, fine, I’ll tell you: My two greatest talents are that I can predict with almost near-perfect accuracy what time it is whenever I wake up in the middle of the night, and I have the best eyesight of any person on this planet (still waiting for someone to challenge me to a see-off).