My hiatus from blogging is over, but I’ve basically been in a three-day coma since coming back from Vegas. This post might be rambling, incoherent and a waste of your time. I’ll be back with something on Vegas before the week’s over though.
-As usual, I’m late to the party, but I’ve been hearing about this Pinterest contraption for the last couple weeks. Curiosity and wikipedia tell me that it’s most popular with women. I knew it was a perfect fit for me so I tried to sign up. Pinterest was kind enough to send me an email saying, “Thanks for joining the Pinterest waiting list. We’ll be sure to send you an invite soon. In the meantime, you can follow us on Twitter. You can also explore a few pins. We’re excited to get you pinning soon! – Ben and the Pinterest Team”
We’re excited to get you pinning soon? Thanks for joining the waiting list? Does Pinterest realize I’m not putting my name in for Patriots season tickets here? I’m trying to log on to a G.D. website. I work in the web-based applications industry. The whole point is for the customer to be able to use the software immediately, and have as many people as they want on it. This whole “exclusive” thing just isn’t gonna fly for me. Oh, and I can follow you on Twitter so you can continue to taunt me about not being a member? Pinterest, you just lost your worst customer.
I shouldn’t complain though because March is the perfect time for this thing to catch on. I know a certain girlfriend who went to a bar with her boyfriend two Saturdays ago and proceeded to sit through six hours of basketball. Pinterest literally babysat her the whole time. Same goes for that half hour every night where you just wanna watch ESPNNEWS to catch up on the day’s events. It’s like that very repetitive joke from a million TV shows where the parents plop their kid in front of the TV, turn it on and leave the house for hours. Just pull up Pinterest on your iPad or computer, hand it to the girl and let her pin away.
The best part is that after you watch her spend an entire day on Pinterest, you can actually get mad at her for ignoring you the whole time. And she won’t even realize you just watched eight straight basketball games.
From what I can tell, Pinterest is a place where women tell each other all the things they’re not going to accomplish in their lives (“I’m definitely gonna start knitting and make everyone a scarf.” or “I’m gonna collect a bunch of jars and then fill them with old bottle caps, wine corks and fortunes from fortune cookies.”)
-Even though I hated to put the blog on hiatus for a week, I thought it would be a good litmus test to see if people were excited enough about it to think something was broken since they weren’t receiving the emails or twitter updates. I expected people would be checking the website to see if they missed something. Not only do the page view stats not support this idea, but WordPress is threatening to evict me if I don’t start pulling in more than two viewers a day. Let’s move on to my very random thought on TV:
-I’m loyal to a fault when it comes to my favorite TV shows, especially with ranking who’s at the top of my Favorite Comedies list. Up until a few years ago, it was The Office, even if that show had already peaked years earlier. More recently it’s been It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, which has had an amazing five or six year run. The true measuring stick of which show I love the best is whether I watch each episode multiple times. There’s always a show that I need to re-watch, sometimes three or four times in a week. Based on this information, I’m happy to announce a new top dog in my thirty-minute comedy power rankings. And that dog is Parks & Recreation. If you’re not watching it, you’re making a huge mistake.
And if you do watch Parks & Rec religiously, and Andy Dwyer isn’t your favorite character, then you’re a goddamned moron. How can you not love this guy:
Moving on to movies…
-If you’re considering seeing Wanderlust in theaters, consider this first: A movie for two will cost you about $22 (not counting that extra large popcorn, soda and jujubes, you fat ass), but for free I can send you Role Models and you can imagine Jennifer Aniston playing Paul Rudd’s girlfriend/wife instead of Elizabeth Banks. If you just picture that movie plus a little more nudity and drugs, you’ve got Wanderlust. And that’s actually giving it too much credit. Role Models was solid; this abortion of a movie managed to ruin my entire night and ruin my faith in comedy. Friedchips better temper his expectations for the not-yet-made Wet Hot American Summer 2 based on what I just witnessed from David Wain.
-The only movies in my lifetime that I’ve needed to see on their opening day were the three newest Star Wars, and I’m not ashamed at all to admit that. I am, however, slightly ashamed to admit that I’m taking work off this Friday to see the Hunger Games on its opening day. I bought tickets ahead of time, planning to show up nice & early, and sacrificing a vacation day that could be used for something like vacation eventually to see this movie. You can laugh…it’s a movie for teenagers/young adults. I like to think 29 is still considered “young adult” but I don’t think so. If this movie is as “good” as Wanderlust, I’m going to slit my wrists.