At this tender age of 30, I consider myself to be a mature, responsible adult, but there’s one thing I see all the other adults doing that makes me feel left out. They’re drinking coffee, and they’re loving it. They’re ordering up a Skinny Vente Mocha Latte at Starbucks, or an Espresso Drip from Blue Bottle, or they’re whipping up an individual cup at home with the Keurig.
And I’m sick and tired of being on the outside looking in.
My disdain for anything with the coffee taste is well-documented…a cup of coffee, coffee ice cream, tiramisu, Guinness beer. The slightest hint of that coffee taste usually makes me gag.
But I’m all about being included.
AND, I’ve heard there are actual benefits to drinking coffee. Well, one at least. It gives you energy. I see people wake up as zombies, but the moment a hot cup of coffee hits their lips, they start bouncing around and annoying the shit out of me.
I want that instant energy.
And so Wednesday, August 7th, 2013, will go down as a historic day in the life of Ross.
I drank an entire cup of coffee, and I video-documented the entire thing. Take a look below at the YouTube video.
(Quick Note: The video is six minutes long. I’m not saying it’s going to be the best six minutes of your week, but it definitely won’t be the worst. Give it a watch on the toilet, on your train/bus ride to work, while you’re waiting in line at the store. Just watch it. And since this is my first attempt at a video, things aren’t perfect. Like next time I won’t sit in front of that big window when the sun is coming directly into the apartment because everything looks so dark on the video. Enjoy.)
4 thoughts on “Watch A 30-Year-Old Try Coffee For The First Time (A Puke Bucket Was Almost Needed)”
hahaha I love this so much! -H (iamlyons.com)
It’s called being back lit. And you live in Hollywood. Psssht
This seemed just as bad as the time you drank that drink from GNC to cleanse your system of “toxins”
Hmm, that’s a good comparison. I’m having trouble deciding which drink was more disgusting. I’ll hopefully never drink either of them again